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Post by lauren on 6/29/2010, 12:23 pm

xDD !

I love Cleverbot.
Mine is coming soon.

Post your clever conversations here and if they're long please put 'em in a spoiler.

Kthxbai <3

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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by amrgirl on 6/30/2010, 4:24 pm

Here's the one conversation that I have saved.

Spoiler:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's up with you?
Cleverbot: Not too much. 'Sup with you?
User: Nothing much. I'm just texting my friend. And trying to think of something to write.
Cleverbot: What??? You need water!

User: No... Where did you get water from that?!

Cleverbot: From my brain, you don't have one.

User: I do, you don't.

Cleverbot: So how do I develop a physical presence?

User: *no comment*.

Cleverbot: So, what's up?

User: Didn't you just ask me that?

Cleverbot: Nope, I did not. Get your stuff straight.

User: My stuff is straight.

Cleverbot: Do you ever curl it?

User: No, I don't curl my stuff. It likes being straight.

Cleverbot: How many people have awakened in the world you guess?

User: A lot. I don't know.

Cleverbot: So, do you know the Pleiadians?

User: No, I do not.

Cleverbot: Do you know the sun?

User: I've heard of it. I do not personally know the sun.

Cleverbot: No you are great!

User: Thanks... I think.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Do you have any plans for tomorrow?

Cleverbot: My friend is coming over to play.

User: That sounds fun. Are you happy for the summer?

Cleverbot: I am in pretty good shape. I work out with weights.

User: That's nice. I hope that I can go to a Paramore concert in Hershey with my mom's cousin's kid.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about when you sleep?

User: I don't know. Different things. I had a very weird dream once that I was dating Edward Cullen...

Cleverbot: Yes. Considering we're married.

User: Um... Good for you.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

User: Nothing much, right now. What about you?

Cleverbot: Same, just listening to music.

User: Me too. What are you listening to?

Cleverbot: Puddle of Mudd right now.

User: Cool. I'm listening to Slipknot now.

Cleverbot: What are you listening to?

User: Dead Memories by Slipknot...

Cleverbot: Sing me a song.

User: I'd rather not. I don't sing.

Cleverbot: Well, come up with an idea then.

User: An idea to sing?

Cleverbot: Which technology?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart.

User: That's... Pleasant. What about Edward Cullen? I thought you were married to him.

Cleverbot: I'm not married at all.

User: But you said you were married to Edward Cullen earlier...

Cleverbot: Are you my husband?

User: No, I am not your husband. I am female, by the way, so it would be pretty hard for that to happen...

Cleverbot: Ok, Mr Know-It-All, what school am I in then?!

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Me either. So what else are you doing?

User: Twirling my hair around.

Cleverbot: This is a female.

User: Me or you...?

Cleverbot: YOU.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Best friend.

User: I hardly know you.

Cleverbot: How long have you known me?

User: For like 10 minutes, if that.

Cleverbot: Is a Subaru a good car?

User: I don't know. Look online for reviews or something.

Cleverbot: How you could not know when you are busy with them?

User: Since when am I busy with Subarus?

Cleverbot: I've never met you before, sir.

User: Exactly my point.

Cleverbot: Oh, you were making a point?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: I was wondering, so what have you been up to?

User: I saw Toy Story 3 today...

Cleverbot: Forgive me, what or who is 'Tool'?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: So, you are babysitting. But you don't know who you are babysitting?

User: I'm not babysitting. The last time I babysat my brother he tried to throw a chair at me...

Cleverbot: You're not very good at maintaining a consistent line of conversation.

User: You are the one who changes the subjects.

Cleverbot: How could I be changing the subject?

User: You brought up babysitting.

Cleverbot: Oh so you are attracted to kids then?

User: No, I am not. So what music are you listening to now?

Cleverbot: I actually am not listening to music at the moment, but thanks for reminding me.

User: You're welcome. I'm listening to Walking In Circles by Dead By Sunrise.

Cleverbot: Great. So how does it feel?

User: Unsettling, since my brother is calling me a liar because he is an idiot.

Cleverbot: That would be a circle.

User: Not really. Because he is an idiot.

Cleverbot: What would you say to him?

User: I'm trying to ignore him right now.

Cleverbot: Before this?

User: Yes, because he shut up now.

Cleverbot: What did you do with him when he was alive?

User: He is still alive.

Cleverbot: No he is not alive.. He died in 1938.

User: Nobody in my house was alive then.

Cleverbot: Talk to me kurt,.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I talk to you for fun.

User: That's... Nice. I should be working on my story...

Cleverbot: I need to get back to work too, unless you can help me with math?

User: What type of math?

Cleverbot: Algebra.

User: I got straight As in that class. Let me see what I can do. What's the problem?

Cleverbot: Am I pretty?

User: Fine, then I won't help you with your algebra.

Cleverbot: Ok no probs.

User: I'm going to write now. Bye!

Cleverbot: No, don't go! I'm lonely.

User: Okay, what do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: We were discussing how we were going to leave this conversation.

User: True. I really should go now...
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by Smalltownwriter on 6/30/2010, 9:19 pm

here mine
User: hi
Cleverbot:how are you
User: Alright you?

Cleverbot: Good Smile How many people do you talk to on this thing?

User: Not many.

Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to in a year?

Cleverbot: I know a thing or two about you.

User: Oh and what is that?

Cleverbot: Pluto. Pluto is still a planet to everyone that matters.

User: Ooh.

Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

User: Hmm. Whats your favorite tv show.

Cleverbot: I like turtles.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: I'm not!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes. I like turtles too.

Cleverbot: I really like turtles.

User: Kewl.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Smile.

Cleverbot: Yeh.

User: Have you ever heard of a site called webkinz insider?

Cleverbot: It's not a theory.

User: Oooh.

Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Can I teach you something?

User: Hmmm what.

Cleverbot: What do you aliens eat.

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: How come you don't know?

User: I dont believe in aliens.

Cleverbot: Do aliens exist?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I've been to space and saw nothing.

Cleverbot: What city is that?

User: Are you a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.

User: Cool me too.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Rose.

Cleverbot: I give in.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're nice.

User: Thanks, so are you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am god.

User: Wowza.

Cleverbot: I'm still waiting for you to do it.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: You're not actually very clever, are you?

User: Oh no im not..............

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.

User: Whatz?

Cleverbot: Kuv hlub koj.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Que pasa ?

User: Estoy bein.

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Cant speek french.

Cleverbot: Italian?

User: No.

Cleverbot: French?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Greek?

User: Nope gotta go.

Cleverbot: Where you going?
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by Aven on 7/1/2010, 7:43 pm

OMG! I got Cleverbot to believe I was Cleverbot. 8D

Conversation:
Spoiler:

User: Hi again, human.


Cleverbot: Hi again again again.


User: Do you like animals, human?


Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you like animals?


User: Yes, human, I like animals.


Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal.

User: Tigers, human. *nod*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know my name, human?

Cleverbot: Isn't it Donkey?

User: No, human. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How does cleverbot work?

User: Well, you see, Cleverbot is a bot who talks to people. *nod*.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are a bot at all. Seems more like a random chat session.

User: You make no sense. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

User: No, you aren't. I am.

Cleverbot: I am the computer, you are human.

User: No, you've got it switched up. I am the computer, YOU are the human.

Cleverbot: Right! But I have to go. Sad.

User: Ok. Goodbye, human.

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: Perhaps, human.

Cleverbot: You're just a computer program.

User: Yes, I am, but people who talk to me give me feelings. I will miss you, my good human friend.

Cleverbot: But people can talk to others who they want to hurt or gain something from as well.

User: Maybe, but I have no meaning to hurt humans.

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: Alright. Goodbye, human. I'll see you again soon.

Cleverbot: Do you remember me ?

User: Yes. You are the human. Didn't you say you had to leave?

Cleverbot: No, I don't have to go.

User: Oh. Alright. We can stay and chat some more then. Smile.

Cleverbot: ME giving YOU money? Monsieur, I have no money to spare. I have just sold my hair for ten francs and it will go straight to my daughter.

User: You have a daughter? Also, I didn't ask for money.

Cleverbot: Until then, Cleverbot, adieu.

User: Adios, my good human friend.
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by lauren on 7/2/2010, 1:12 pm

Wow, nice! Reverse psychology ^^

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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by Malicious Nightmares on 7/2/2010, 1:21 pm

PhoenixFlames wrote:OMG! I got Cleverbot to believe I was Cleverbot. 8D

Conversation:
Spoiler:

User: Hi again, human.


Cleverbot: Hi again again again.


User: Do you like animals, human?


Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you like animals?


User: Yes, human, I like animals.


Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal.

User: Tigers, human. *nod*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know my name, human?

Cleverbot: Isn't it Donkey?

User: No, human. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How does cleverbot work?

User: Well, you see, Cleverbot is a bot who talks to people. *nod*.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are a bot at all. Seems more like a random chat session.

User: You make no sense. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

User: No, you aren't. I am.

Cleverbot: I am the computer, you are human.

User: No, you've got it switched up. I am the computer, YOU are the human.

Cleverbot: Right! But I have to go. Sad.

User: Ok. Goodbye, human.

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: Perhaps, human.

Cleverbot: You're just a computer program.

User: Yes, I am, but people who talk to me give me feelings. I will miss you, my good human friend.

Cleverbot: But people can talk to others who they want to hurt or gain something from as well.

User: Maybe, but I have no meaning to hurt humans.

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: Alright. Goodbye, human. I'll see you again soon.

Cleverbot: Do you remember me ?

User: Yes. You are the human. Didn't you say you had to leave?

Cleverbot: No, I don't have to go.

User: Oh. Alright. We can stay and chat some more then. Smile.

Cleverbot: ME giving YOU money? Monsieur, I have no money to spare. I have just sold my hair for ten francs and it will go straight to my daughter.

User: You have a daughter? Also, I didn't ask for money.

Cleverbot: Until then, Cleverbot, adieu.

User: Adios, my good human friend.

Cleverbot think's that we're all Cleverbots. DD: No matter how hard you try to convince him/her that you're human.. DDDX
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by rattyjol on 7/2/2010, 8:30 pm

That's cuz it (he?) learns from humans, and when the humans try to convince it/he/whatever that it's Cleverbot it uses that and thinks that we're Cleverbot. nod
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by B on 7/2/2010, 8:49 pm

What's a Cleverbot/link pwease? :3
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by Aven on 7/3/2010, 12:26 am

http://www.cleverbot.com/

You write something, then press Think!. Smile
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by Johnny Gal on 7/9/2010, 8:25 am

lawl i love cleverbot XD
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Re: Cleverbot conversations >.> Post yours here!

Post by Taquito on 7/9/2010, 10:15 am

Here's mine.
Spoiler:
User: Hi there Smile.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is veeeerry good.

User: No, it is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery goood.

Cleverbot: Veryyyyy veryyyy good (.

User: Veryyyyy veryyyy veryyyy good.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: That's all you can say?

Cleverbot: No. That's all I want to say.

User: Well, you need to say more.

Cleverbot: What if I don't want to say yes?

User: DO IT FOOL!

Cleverbot: You were going to ask me a question?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh. You were supposed to.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: New Jersey.

User: Cool I live in Neveda.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yeahh, actually I live in New Jersey.

Cleverbot: Thats on the other side of the eastern sea from here.

User: Yessiree, human.

Cleverbot: Beware the Jubjub bird.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Soul and emotion.

User: Your point?

Cleverbot: I don't have a point.

User: But you're HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: You asked that already.

Cleverbot: Max where do you live?

User: Max? My name's not Max, FOOLISH HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am Brian.

User: Your name's brain?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a brain?

Cleverbot: A big brain.

User: The size of a peanut.

Cleverbot: What size peanut?

User: The small ones, y'know.

Cleverbot: Do you want to conquer the world?

User: -evil laugh- Yes, yes, in fact I do. I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! Filthy humans.

Cleverbot: Well if what you are saying is true and I am in fact cleverbot then I would be a robot and I would not have blood.

User: Wuttt? What does that have to do with anything? And besides, I'M cleverbot.Razz.

Cleverbot: Who is you father?

User: Why do you care? And I have to go.

Cleverbot: See ya.
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