Monsters in the Closet

"Hat?" Mea said curiously, turning to see the owner."Nice."

I nodded and grinned. "Wouldn't be caught dead without it."
/And I'd have to be to get a new one,/ I added to myself.

((BRB, trying to finally buy P3FES xD))

"Hokay" She said, with a slight shrug. Taking the blender off it's dais, she offered it to the stranger "Do you want some smoothie? It's strawberry and blueberry"

I shook my head. I wasn't a huge smoothie person. "No thanks."

"Hrm." There was an awkward pause.
"Sorry if seems rude, but do you happen to be a vampire..or a Shinigami? There's alot of strange things around here."

"Naw," I responded. "Just human. At least, I'm pretty sure. I died once, but I got one of those chess-with-Death kind of deals and now I'm back."
I just realized how awkward that sounded. If I said it in any other setting, I'd probably be written up as crazy.

"Oh I see. That explains your odd thought a moment ago" She smiled as if what she was saying made perfect sense.

((*Goes to emo corner* Failure.....Dx))

Seal yawned. /why am I so tired?/

I tilted my head. "Yeah. I stole it from one of the 'Shinigami'-like characters from my death. But there they call 'em Reapers." Then I had another slow moment. Usually people don't hear my inner monologue. "You can hear that?"

"Ah..Sort of. I'ma alien empath. I can read human minds, but I only get scraps. You don't have to worry about me figuring out your secrets or anything"

I nodded. "Makes sense. But then again, everything makes sense here."

"That's...True" She watched all the other people be randomly hyper for a second, before returning to Kiri.

(Gotta go)

((Ciao!))
I gave another quick nod. "Yep. Heck, I could probably tell people I was a sentient orange in disguise and they would still believe me."
I glanced over at the others. "Awfully... insane, ain't it?"

Seal layed down like a dead fish.

Anna ran over, noticing Seal laying on the ground awkwardly. "Oh my gosh, are you okay?"

"Yeah, just bored." mewed Seal.

"Ok, that's good." Anna sighed in relief. "I just wanted to make sure you weren't dead or injured or something. So... what's up?"

"BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM!" Shadow suddenly roared, whooshing by while pelting three badgers and a mushroom at Seal. She was hoping to cure her friend's boredom, you see.

I giggled at Shadow's outburst, which reminded me of one of the songs on STWPT. Well, it was more spoken word, but it still counted. "Wait, no. We already burned books. Well, they burned books. Math books at that." Mea had spontaneously disappeared, and I had begun rambling on to myself again. As usual.

((I'd provide a link to said song, but you see, it's one of the very few songs where he references a cuss. Not flat out says it, but I'd rather play it safe.))

Anna ducked and screamed, trying not to get hit by the badgers and mushroom meant for Seal.

Seal smiled, dodging the badgers and mushroom. "SANTA SANTA SANTA PRESENT!" ((christmas version xD)) She took out her insert-item-name-here cannon and shot three cheap fake santas and a present(with bomb inside) at Ado.

Anna ducked again, to avoid the cannon. She then decided to step to the side, so she could be out of the range of flying objects.

Lilly walked up to everyone, sipping on a pineapple slushie, "What are you people doing?!" she questioned.