The General's Journal for August 27

Hello, everyone of TWIG.

You know, they only meant that annoying 'turn the other cheek' thingy for when your opponent is a wimp, and you wanna make them feel strong, so you can beat them up. Just kidding.

When someone kisses you on the cheek, what do you you do? You turn the other cheek!

I don't feel like a song take at this moment, but stick around, you might find this enjoyable.

Today is my little sibling's birthday party. I have to lead them against my oh-so invincible friend, who is very tall, to the size that Shad' and I call him Werewolf. He will be able to run like lightning against these probably uncontrollable kids that will run after him even if they were ordered to stay at their posts. Then later, I have to be a dude hiding in a silly treasure hunt for my little sister's friends. I'm really mad, because this girl I need all those ideas that I'm gonna post was supposed to get invited to help out, and it would be really nice to her, 'cause she likes Werewolf. But I guess my mom got tired of relentless screaming from my demonic little sister who apparently doesn't like this girl. So she gave in, and now she won't come, and I'm darn mad, also because I was expecting to get one of these luscious shark cupcakes made with twinkies, but mom only made enough for the party kids!

So, we're fine down here, everyone's fine, how are you?
-Han Solo, A New Hope

I need some inspiration, oh, DANG it. The girl who wasn't coming is a writer, too, and I wanna ask her for help. and it would have been just like old times, me her and Shad'. And I wanna ask her if she saw my dad's terrible audition video. But back to the topic, I need some plot ideas, I wanna write a book for NaNoWriMo, but I have no ideas, except that it might be medieval.

For some reason, that Foo Fighters CD worked in my CD player. That's pretty dumb.

Okay, so you knew this was coming. I wanna tell that girl that wasn't invited that I like her, but I need to know what way is best. Comment on the ideas, but only if you have more to say than 'I like #1!', only comment if you have a suggestion, or something of the like.


1- Shad' asks the girl who her second choice of crush is, and if the girl tells Shad', then she'll tell me but not who it is. Then I get to go to the girl, and make a deal with her. I tell her another girl I like, if she tells me who her second choice is. If she agrees, I tell her I like her, and if she won't tell me who her second choice is, Shad'll blurt it out.

2- I gather our little club together, and say, "Okay, so I like someone new. . . Don't tell her, but I like _______", and of course, this girl is in our little club.

3- I ask her what kind of way she'd like a guy to tell her he likes her, or ask her which way from these options she’d like best. If she tells me how, I either repeat it there, or later.

4- I slip a note in her music telling her I like her, either signed guess who, or Nicklaus.

5- I slip a letter in the mail box, saying that I like her, with the return address signed guess who. I could bring up the subject of love letters, and hopefully, she would tell me, and I either tell her I wrote something just like that, or just say I wrote it.

6- I send a letter to her after her B-day party (If I was invited) saying I like her, and maybe suggest she compare the handwriting to her B-day cards.

Well, I just wanted to say that I find your blog enjoyable.

My girlfriend, I told her that I liked her very simply. It was at school, and I went over to her (Valentines day ) and I gave her a paper rose and said: "I really like you, Gemma. Will you be my valentine, and go out with me?" And she said yes.

You could try something like that. Girls love presents... Find out what kind of flowers she likes or something. And Keri says

"Hey, iGri, don't worry so much about this girl. If you really like her, then just wait. You'll figure out for yourself what the best way is, if it's really meant to be."

She's a girl though.

I'm not worrying much, I'm just trying to find a fun way to tell her.
So how old are you, anyway, Kyonn? Do you think that'd work for a girl 3 years and 2 months older than you?

Ky just read your post over my shoulder (I hate it when he does that... ) and he said:

"I'm not sure... I guess it depends on the girl. Gemma is a year younger than me, so..."

And he's going to be going into 8th grade. I can say that part, because he walked away...

ANYWAY

Akeria says that she liked your blog today XD and I agree with Ky. That's how my ex asked me out. I loved it. I'm pretty sure that's where Ky got the idea too... Lucky Gemma.

Yeah. I guess Keri typed what I was going to say... But I'm going into 8th grade, I'm turning 13 in November.

...

I has no comment. Since like, I'm just bored. I guess I say, nice blog? X3

I like #3. She'd probably like that and think it's sweet. (I know I'd think it was sweet, but that's irrelevant. xD)