Innocence is Forgiven

"What are you talking about?"

"I don't know....this celebrity crap is driving me nuts."

"...Then maybe I should just stop being a celebrity."

"Maybe for a little while...time to ourselves, ya' know?"

"Yeah..."

"With no worries. Or anything. Just you and me."

"And Hannah."

"Ah crap.....I was hoping you wouldn't say our child's name."

"Haha. We need Hannah with us."

"Not all the time...most of the stress comes from her."

"Then... we could get a nanny maybe?"

"Or we can just take her to your mom's place and let her stay there."

"Also true."

"It won't cost any money and we'll just pick her up on the way back. I don't trust strangers in our house. Especially with Hannah."

"All right. We'll just leave Hannah with my mom."

"We better leave....Paris is waiting for us."

"Mm-hm."

"Since your so smelly, go take a shower."

"All right." Alex went to the bathroom to get a shower.

"Come on Hannah..." I cooed, kissing her cheek.

Alex finished his shower and came out of the bathroom fully dressed. "I better pack..."

"No don't start crying! Crap...." Hannah started crying automatically.

"What's going on?!"

"I cam in here and she started crying!" GOSH!

(She said gosh like Napoleon Dynamite in her head.)

"That's weird."