Cake {a humorous microfiction}

Maturity - Suicides.
Fantasy - Weird teachers.
(This is my crappiest writing. xD)

Once there was cake. We ate it. Our teacher gave us an A+ for eating.

Bobby raised his hand. "Teacher?"

"Yes Bobby?" the teacher replied.

"I want more cake," said Bobby.

Suddenly, Jimmy started singing In My Place.

The teacher shrieked excitedly. "That's my favorite song!"

Bobby was jealous now. The teacher was paying no attention to him! So he killed himself. The teacher cried.

Whooo!!! Go Bobby. X3

Go cake! xD

I know, right? xD

o.0 OMG. I have no clue!

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

Woot! I take that as a fantastical compliment.

That was funny,
xDD

*applauds* Great job, Shadow!! xD

Thank you, thank you.

Nice story...? xD I liked it

Thanks.

Beautiful! This is a work of art here, Shadow!

Thank you very much.

You are welcome!! :DD

Er... Should I be scared?

XD, anyway, good... I think.

Yes!! Why, thank you.

That was epic.
xD

*gasp* You really think so?

xD

WOO HOO!!! xD go Shad with your random death humor! xD

Thanks! xD

Wow, Shad. Moments like these, I worry extremely about you.... 0.o
xDD

I know I'm not a recruiter, but this should SO go into TwigBook II. XD You could even adapt it for the Jamie Pathew Chronicles.

@ Lindsey: *cackles insanely*

Hmmm . . . that would be delightful, Ratty! I already have my idea for the Jamie stories (explosion and cliff-falling), but I can still submit one more piece . . . Cake it shall be!