The Jamie Pathew Chronicles: Part 1

by **shadowsowner888** 8/23/2009, 9:53 am

Book 1: The Time Jamie Pathew Got Hit by a Car

Maturity - Car hittings and dates.
Fantasy - None.

Stephanie ran out into the street. "Whee!" she shrieked.

"Stephanie! Get back here!" Jamie called desperately as she chased her friend. Suddenly, a car came along.

Stephanie got out of the road just in time. But it was too late for Jamie. The driver had Our Song turned up really loud, so he didn't see Jamie. The car crashed into Jamie as a result, and she was thrown ten feet away fromt he impact.

"OMG!" Stephanie howled, racing over to Jamie. Then Joe Jonas got out of the car, a horrified expression on his face.

Well, it was love at first sight. Stephanie and Joe forgot all about Jamie, and went on a date.

The End

Book 2: The Time Jamie Pathew Was Electrocuted

Maturity - Creepy death.
Fantasy - None

Once upon a time, Stephanie was flying a kite in a storm. She laughed like a maniac as she ran past Jamie.

"What?! Wh - Stephanie! Get back here!" Jamie shouted in alarm, running after Stephanie.

Jamie was catching up. Stephanie knew she could never outrun her if she was still flying the kite. So she tossed the handle to Jamie and ran off.

Jamie let out a sigh, and stopped. Suddenly there was a flash of lightning. It hit the kite and electrocuted Jamie, who fell over, dead.

The next day, there was a skeleton in her place. So Steph inherited all Jamie's money.

The end

by **Malicious Nightmares** 8/23/2009, 9:58 am

X3

Niiiiceee...

by **Arianna** 8/23/2009, 11:42 am

Um, nice. xD
Any reason for this... creative piece of writing?

by **shadowsowner888** 8/23/2009, 1:23 pm

Thank you! hysterical

Well, see, first I wrote Cake. xD Cus Jamie and my other friend were listening to my iPod. And it was at a birthday party where we'd just eaten cake.

So then I'm like, "I think I'm gonna write another story," after I made Jamie read it. So she's like, "Ooh! Write something about the time I got hit by a car. I really did." So I did. xD

There's a sequel to this, too. nod

The Time Jamie Pathew Was Electrocuted. You'll notice that I'm always hyper, while she's the sensible one who gets in trouble.

by **Arianna** 8/23/2009, 1:51 pm

Poor Jamie. I feel sorry for her Sad

xD

by **shadowsowner888** 8/23/2009, 2:27 pm

xD Lawl, me too.

by krislia 8/23/2009, 8:40 pm

xD the short stories are funny. xD

by krislia 8/23/2009, 8:48 pm

What the... xD

by **SaddleClub** 8/24/2009, 12:30 am

Woo hoo! Excellent!! xD

by **SaddleClub** 8/24/2009, 12:31 am

Nice, Shadow. xD

by **shadowsowner888** 8/24/2009, 10:12 am

Woot!

Thanks Saddle! x3

by **shadowsowner888** 8/24/2009, 10:13 am

(@ ya both. xD Lawl, your reactions make me crack up.)

by **Komoda** 8/26/2009, 1:57 pm

Lovely!

Question: Did Jamie and you get in a fight recently? XP

...'Cause I know when I'm upset, I write stories about my friends dying... XP

by **Komoda** 8/26/2009, 1:59 pm

I like this one even better than the electrocution one! Bravo! cheers

by **shadowsowner888** 8/26/2009, 2:20 pm

Why thank you!

by **shadowsowner888** 8/26/2009, 2:20 pm

Lawl, no. xD She just said, "You should write a story about the time I got electrocuted!" Cus I wrote Cake, and then I'm like, "I should write another story." So I did!