The Jamie Pathew Chronicles: Part 2

Maturity: Non-graphic, humorous death scenes.
Fantasy: Imaginary birds and weapons.

Book 3: The Time Jamie Pathew Exploded

“Heh heh heh!” Jamie cackled, sneaking towards Stephanie’s trumpet case. Stephanie had just left the room, and that would give Jamie a chance to do what she’d always longed to do - steal her beautiful trumpet. See, Jamie didn’t have one of her own; she was stuck using her mom’s trumpet. So if she took Stephanie’s, then she’d finally be happy.

As she grabbed the case, Jamie was suddenly hit by the overpowering urge to play the trumpet. She’d just put the mouthpiece on, blow a note, and then continue running away with it. It wouldn’t take long at all. So she quickly began to take the trumpet out of its case, when suddenly, Stephanie came back.

She gasped. “Jamie? What are you doing?! You can’t play my trumpet!! Remember what I told you about the grenade-”

“There’s nothing you can do to stop me, and you know it!” Jamie laughed, and as she put the mouthpiece in, raised the instrument to her mouth to play a note.

“No!” Stephanie cried.

Jamie took a deep breath, ignoring Stephanie, but just before she could blow out that note, something happened. The mouthpiece fell off into Jamie’s throat, turned into a grenade, and exploded with a loud boom.

Stephanie hit her palm to her forehead, staring at all Jamie’s remainders splattered against the walls. “I warned her.”

Book 4: The Time Jamie Pathew Fell off a Cliff

Stephanie and Jamie were going on a hike. “We’re almost to the top of the cliff!” Stephanie exclaimed. “Do you think we’ll find the pizza?”

“It’s a piasa, Stephanie, not a pizza,” Jamie said for the billionth time. “And no, I don’t think so; like I said, the piasa isn’t real.”

Stephanie frowned, looking as if she were about to cry. “Pizza doesn’t exist?!”

“Nevermind,” Jamie sighed.

An instant later, they were standing at the top of the cliff.

“Hey, look!” Stephanie said, turning around and pointing. “A pizza!”

“I told you, Stephanie, it’s called a piasa!” Jamie said with exasperation, not even bothering to turn around. “And nice try. I know they’re not real.”

Suddenly, a giant bird flew down with an angry shriek and knocked Jamie over the side of the cliff. Then, it landed in front of Stephanie, who backed away with a frightened gasp.

Then, the bird put a box of pizza on the ground, and flew off.

“Cool! Pizza!” Stephanie said, grabbing the box and heading home.

Wow. xP
I'll say this again - poor Jamie. Dx

xD

These are based more on true stories than before. Cus even though they never happened to her, the trumpet thing is something I tell people will happen if they try to play my trumpet, and then we have this song in band called Flight of the Piasa, but I saw it once out of the corner of my eye, and so I go, "Flight of the Pizza!!" It was our little joke after that. xD

Haha, niiiiiice. XD

Haha. This is HILARIOUS. XD

Hahah I really liked these They were really funny! Nice work, shadow!!!

-Jen

Well, okay then...xD

Thanks guys!! xD Haha, I can't wait until Jamie herself sees them.

*Aghast*

You really are insane.....

*evil laugh* Why thank you.

When you show them to Jamie, will you tell us what she thinks?

If I remember! I'll probably be blogging about it.

Oh, good. I'll make sure to check it.

shadowsowner888 wrote:Thanks guys!! xD Haha, I can't wait until Jamie herself sees them.

I thought Jamie was a guy?? (well, not in the story, but in real life )

There's like three Jamies in Shadz's life. XD

Oooooh . . . I didn't know that XD

Sorry.

Only two, actually. xD There's the guy one that I had a crush on, and the girl one that I'm close friends with and sit next to in band.

But Saddle knows a Jamie, and I think Dream does too . . . that's beside the point, though. xD

Oh. XD I thought there were three in that story with Jamie turning into a wolf.

Nope, there was just two. (If that, cus I don't remember if the girl Jamie was ever in there. xD There was another James, though . . . cus Jamie's really James . . . but everyone calls the other James Jim.)