Writers Block

by Incubus 6/27/2010, 5:44 am

The ultimate disease among our kind. Writers Block. A living nightmare. Well, I'd say spiders are worse...But writers block comes second
Well its not all that bad...lets look at it optimistically!
...who in the world am I kidding?
I'm suffering from writers block at the moment, so I decided to write about writers block, and well it seems like the perfect way to get rid of it.(Not really, I'm thinking up of a whole load of crap.)
When 'one is not suffering from writers block' they usually have ideas flowing into their head. And when 'one is suffering from writers block' they usually have to sit and think, and every idea that 'flows into their head' they just crumple up and through over their shoulder.
Here are a few ideas I thought of when writers block came knocking on my door--->And the reasons why I disposed of them...
1.Write about getting trapped in a smugglers cave--->Are you kidding me? What are you, Enid Blyton?
2. School Life---> Leave that to 'Chicken Soup'.
3. Death---> Haven't you written a whole load of crap about that already?
4. Getting abducted by aliens---> Ok, now your just DESPERATE!
5. Suicide---> Isn't that death?
6. Being stalked by the ghost of my unborn twin--->I'm ashamed of being the little, annoying voice in your head.

Pretty awful, eh?(This is the part where you say, they're fine...)
But writers block can be cured by eating ice-cream. Vanilla ice-cream. With chocolate syrup. And roasted peanuts.(I'm just kidding, I hate nuts on my ice-cream, I just needed to make the whole paragraph longer.)

Well ice-cream does help, I kid not. It gives you a brain freeze, and however funny they may be on the telly, I hate them!
At the end of this whole procedure, either you'll switch on the TV and decide never to read my blog posts again. Or read on...
I have no idea how to cure writers block.
Now, if your suffering from writers block you can do either of the two:
1. Google 'How to cure writers block,' I bet you''ll find stuff about finding inspiration and all.
2. Be proud. Because if you have a writers block, that means your a writer... ^^
Wait...did I just say that? Ugh! It came out all mushy...
Oh, oh, oh! I got another one.
3. Read something, listen to music...just calm down! I'm not giving any money back gauruntee, but it just may help...

by **shadowsowner888** 6/27/2010, 8:53 am

See, the thing is, I've never had writers block. XD I don't even believe it really exists. Like, in the words of another blog, do plumbers get plumbers block? Nope, they just get to plumbing. I think writers block is just people's minds not wanting to write, but it's always possible to really write if you actually try to and stop making yourself believe you can't.

. . . but that's up for debate, since I really wouldn't know. I did enjoy this blog, regardless of what I think. ^^ I'm sure it'll be helpful to those who do suffer from writers block! And plus, the humor was just fun.

by Incubus 6/27/2010, 9:56 am

^^ I get writers block just when I sit down and decide to write something :-P
But usually I have ideas flying into my head every now and then...and in the strangest of places, like I got my latest idea when I was drawing the structure of the internal ear during Biology Razz

by B 6/27/2010, 10:11 am

I have that before I go to bed, because I write one chapter of a story that I'm writing before bed to calm me down.

by DragonStar 6/28/2010, 6:15 pm

shadowsowner888 wrote:See, the thing is, I've never had writers block. XD I don't even believe it really exists. Like, in the words of another blog, do plumbers get plumbers block? Nope, they just get to plumbing. I think writers block is just people's minds not wanting to write, but it's always possible to really write if you actually try to and stop making yourself believe you can't.

. . . but that's up for debate, since I really wouldn't know. I did enjoy this blog, regardless of what I think. ^^ I'm sure it'll be helpful to those who do suffer from writers block! And plus, the humor was just fun.

"Do plumbers get plumber's block?"

Haha, is that a quote from the dear Patti Digh? (: It sounds awfully familiar.

I agree with Mrs. Digh; she has a whole post on How To Write a Book, which is a good thing to read if you're suffering from "writer's block".

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by **shadowsowner888** 6/28/2010, 6:22 pm

Of course, Draggy! How did you know? XD

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