Monsters in the Closet

Seal poked Shadow, still making a scary face.

Claire was incredibly bored after standing in the shadows of Twig pretending to be a ninja for several hours, so she decided to go see if that math fire was still burning.

"Yes?" Shadow asked, calmly turning around to blink at Seal.

Michelle finished her one stick of pocky and pulled out another, completely immune to any insults, so she automatically laughed and took Shadow's exclamation exactly how she met it- jokingly. Smiling, she ate her Heaven on a Stick. Her eyes shined. "Mmm... this is yummy!"

Claire's eyes widened. What was that..... could it be? Without a second thought, she tackled Michelle and tried to grab the pocky away.
"Gimme deh Pokeh!!!" She yelled with a strange accent.

Seal had an idea to REALLY freak Ado out. "Just so ya know, L fell into the burning math and is currently burning alive."

There was a bloodcurdling scream as Shadow raced out to the flames. "NO, L! COME BACK!"

"WHO'S BURNING L?!!!?!?!?!!??!"

"B HELP ME SAVE HIM!" Shadow cried - but then she reached the flames, and couldn't find L.

"Nuuuu!" she cried, falling to her knees and beginning to sob. "It's too late!"

"NO!Wait. That was my clone......NOOOOO!!!!!" I sobbed harder. "And we just got married!"

Seal couldn't stop laughing. She had hidden a clone of B's L in the closet with all of the memories. This was TOO good.

"WHO DID THIS?!" B automatically turned to Seal. "It wasn't Mia, because she isn't here! You seriously burned him didn't you?! Either you or....../TWARRY./"

Shadow couldn't stop crying long enough to speak. This was just too sad . . .

Suddenly she turned on Seal with an enraged expression. "YOU! You're worse than Kira!" she roared, and raced towards her.

Rai looked at Seal, seeing the mischievousness plastered onto her face. Rai immediately knew that L was most likely fine, so she walked over to Seal.

"Getting a kick out of this, huh?" She asked, trying not to laugh.

Shadow would know what was going on if she'd have laughed, so she tried to keep a serious expression on her face. But this was seriously hilarious.

B pulled out her giant sword and charged with Shadow after Seal. "She's right!"

I slowly slunk away from the commotion. These people were weirding me out. Assuming my hat wasn't caught on fire, I could always look for it later. I retreated back indoors, to find a stove so I could make myself a meal.
"Yep. I knew my instincts were onto something," I sighed, remembering what I thought before I came here. Then again, I wasn't sure if it was regret or just the uncomfortable feeling of my sanity eroding away.

"HECK YEAH!" purred Seal. She taped the closet door shut.

Lilly woke up with a start- Her chinchilla, her precious chinchilla, was no longer by her side. "Where is Poppycock?!" she screeched.

Shadow was mad now, very mad. Unable to contain herself any longer, she transformed into her true vampire self and tackled Seal with a furious yell.

Seal used her one third Chain powers(Pandora Hearts referance), and chained Shadow up.

*Draws chain Seal*

"What's in the closet? Don't make me use a spell. We all should know I'm a witch."

[[No, seriously. I kinda am.]]

Seal smiled. "A year's supply of cheese!"

Clara appeared in a poof of smoke, coughing, her black hood pulled over her eyes. "Sorry guys," she muttered as her crow flew off her shoulder and she pushed back the hood. She was still holding the to-young-to-be-named pink baby dragon in her arms. "Wait, we're burning L? That weird emo dude from Death Book?"


(XDDD)

[[I don't find that funny. *growls* He's nawt emo! If he was he'd be creepy.]]

"Haha, very funny Seal.

/With this pentagram
Protection I lay
To guard this object
Both night and day
And for him who should no touch
May his body shiver and quake
I now invoke the law of three
This is my will, so mote it be! /"

[[Note: that spell does not work, it's made up so that nothing bad happens.]]

"Cheese?" Shadow easily broke the chains with her kingly magic, diving towards the closet door. Cheese was the best thing in life, so she simply couldn't resist.