Wormtail\'s Blog For August 12th! [Now including John Dillinger, Victior Van Dort, and Edward Scissorhands!]

Hey dudes! Sorry I didn't get this up earlier, I had to go to work with my mom, and only had a limited amount of time on the 'compooter'. Which sucked. I almost went crazy with boredom...
She mad the mistake of giving me chocolate, and I went crazy. I started putting ice cubes down her shirt as she worked, sending her weird texts, and other stuff that she found annoying. [xD] But hey, what's a girl who's high on chocolate supposed to do? Put water in my socks and freeze 'em?
........
That might've worked...
Anyways, let's put that thought aside for the moment. Now, I'm going to type down her just a few of the many weird texts that I sent my mom... even if she was sitting right next to me. o_O

Et cetera. Now for today's guests, Victor Van Dort, John Dillinger, and Edward Scissorhands! Y'all can each ask them one question, so choose your words wisely!

Me: Um... John... You just broke out of jail again, didn't you?

John: Yes I did, pretty lady. *tips hat*

Me: *blushes and giggles**snaps out of it* Don't you try to sweet talk me, mister! *glares* Hello, Edward!

Edward: *looks up with face* H-Hi.

Me: Now, let's wait for some questions to come in, and we shall continue!
Me: Alright, we're back now, and we have a question from shadow! This question is for you, Edward. Shadow asks, 'Why is your hair such a mess?'

Edward: *gulps* U-Uhm...

Me: Here, speak into the mic. *hands microphone to Edward*

Edward: *struggles to hold mic with scissor hands but somehow manages* W-well, w-when you've lived in a h-house a-alone, with scissors *hold up hands just to emphasize* I-i-it's kind of dif-difficult.

John: Speak up, boy!

Victor: I-I don't think it's very nice to p-pick on him.

John: What did you say? *holds up gun*

Victor: N-nothing.

Me: Alright, we'll continue once we get a few more questions in!
Me: Aaand we're back! Victor, shadow asks, why do you look like clay?

Victor: I-I-I do? *arm falls off* AHHHH!!!

John: *rolls eyes**puts arm back on*

Me: John, shadow asks you, are you a gangster punk dude?

John: Technically, I was back in the time of the Great Depression, you see--

Me: Aaand, I'm bored. *turns to door when loud knocking is heard*

Police: We are here for the arrest of John Dillinger, please come out with your hands up, or we will shoot!

Me: JOHN--

Police: *fires gun**bullet hits camera*

Me: *facepalm* Stay tuned for tomorrow's guests, toodaloo!

Victor Van Dort [voiced by Johnny Depp]:
John Dillenger:
Edward Scissorhands: