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:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 2/26/10 ::
PURIM!
So, everyone wore costumes to school, except Ben, who was absent the entire week except today and had literally no idea today was the carnival even though we've been talking about it for weeks. xD I went as a fencer cuz it was easy and basically just ran around in my knickers and fencing shoes all day cuz even though it was raining I spent the whole day carrying stuff and running around and jumping over desks, so it was way too hot for my jacket. xD Anyway, in the morning I carried in two desks from Mr. D's room and one from Merav's, then spent the rest of the morning helping Mr. T and a few other kids put together the maze while everyone else did absolutely nothing. Then we went to the megilah reading and stuff, and then we went back to fix up all the holes between the sheets that covered the desks in the maze. At one point, Aviv yelled, "There's a massive hole here! A super massive hole!" In my head I yelled "Supermassive Black Hole!" but I was too shy to say it out loud. xD Then I tested it a few times (man, it's hot in there o.0) and spent about twenty minutes using my flashlight to lead the other kids to the only dead end while they tested it out too. SO FUN. When we put up the entrance, which more or less blocked off the main door, I jinxed the carnival by asking what would happen if there was a fire and we were all trapped inside. So, of course, my mom's popcorn machine was set up right under a smoke alarm, which then went off and caused mass chaos.
I offered to work two of the four shifts, but I ended up just staying the entire carnival. I basically stood at the end waving a flashlight and yelling, "Follow the light at the end of the tunnel!" And when there was no one near the end I'd yell about how there was no way out. xD Aaron and Lev were there most of the carnival too and were banging on the desks and sticking their heads in to scare the little kids. We were pretending to be spirits who'd gotten lost in the maze in previous years. xD At one point I hear Aaron shout gibberish to scare them and then yell, "HEY! No, BAD! No biting! Don't bite the maze!" It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fun. Until the last fifteen minutes, when the sixth graders started being evil and it took FOREVER to kick them out cuz there were like ten of them in there and they all wanted to wait for the other ones who were still inside. But other than that, it was AWESOME. And then... we had to clean up. o.0 I carried three desks to Mr. D's room (hurting my hand, wrist, and toes in the process), then two to the seventh grade room and two to Merav's room, one of which I then had to take BACK. So now my arms are really sore and I have bruises all over my legs from that. Who knew desks were so heavy? xP
We got let out five minutes early for some reason, and we gave Lev a ride home. It was actually a LOT of fun, we were joking around and having random conversations and it was awesome. I wish all car rides to and from school were like that... And then after we'd dropped him off, my mom drove straight past our street. Which she's lived on for twenty years. -sigh-
Then, because I did so much lifting and running around and stuff (although probably more because my aunt was over xD) I got to miss fencing, and... yeah. That's about it.
Oh, and could you guys maybe check out my research paper draft? I really need some ideas. Thankies!
MLIAs of the day:
So, everyone wore costumes to school, except Ben, who was absent the entire week except today and had literally no idea today was the carnival even though we've been talking about it for weeks. xD I went as a fencer cuz it was easy and basically just ran around in my knickers and fencing shoes all day cuz even though it was raining I spent the whole day carrying stuff and running around and jumping over desks, so it was way too hot for my jacket. xD Anyway, in the morning I carried in two desks from Mr. D's room and one from Merav's, then spent the rest of the morning helping Mr. T and a few other kids put together the maze while everyone else did absolutely nothing. Then we went to the megilah reading and stuff, and then we went back to fix up all the holes between the sheets that covered the desks in the maze. At one point, Aviv yelled, "There's a massive hole here! A super massive hole!" In my head I yelled "Supermassive Black Hole!" but I was too shy to say it out loud. xD Then I tested it a few times (man, it's hot in there o.0) and spent about twenty minutes using my flashlight to lead the other kids to the only dead end while they tested it out too. SO FUN. When we put up the entrance, which more or less blocked off the main door, I jinxed the carnival by asking what would happen if there was a fire and we were all trapped inside. So, of course, my mom's popcorn machine was set up right under a smoke alarm, which then went off and caused mass chaos.
I offered to work two of the four shifts, but I ended up just staying the entire carnival. I basically stood at the end waving a flashlight and yelling, "Follow the light at the end of the tunnel!" And when there was no one near the end I'd yell about how there was no way out. xD Aaron and Lev were there most of the carnival too and were banging on the desks and sticking their heads in to scare the little kids. We were pretending to be spirits who'd gotten lost in the maze in previous years. xD At one point I hear Aaron shout gibberish to scare them and then yell, "HEY! No, BAD! No biting! Don't bite the maze!" It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fun. Until the last fifteen minutes, when the sixth graders started being evil and it took FOREVER to kick them out cuz there were like ten of them in there and they all wanted to wait for the other ones who were still inside. But other than that, it was AWESOME. And then... we had to clean up. o.0 I carried three desks to Mr. D's room (hurting my hand, wrist, and toes in the process), then two to the seventh grade room and two to Merav's room, one of which I then had to take BACK. So now my arms are really sore and I have bruises all over my legs from that. Who knew desks were so heavy? xP
We got let out five minutes early for some reason, and we gave Lev a ride home. It was actually a LOT of fun, we were joking around and having random conversations and it was awesome. I wish all car rides to and from school were like that... And then after we'd dropped him off, my mom drove straight past our street. Which she's lived on for twenty years. -sigh-
Then, because I did so much lifting and running around and stuff (although probably more because my aunt was over xD) I got to miss fencing, and... yeah. That's about it.
Oh, and could you guys maybe check out my research paper draft? I really need some ideas. Thankies!
MLIAs of the day:
- Spoiler:
- When I was three, I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse asked me if I could stand on one foot, to which I proudly replied yes. I then proceeded to stand on one of the nurse's feet with both of mine. She had to leave the room because she was laughing so hard. I was a pretty smart kid. MLIA.
Today, I was trying to change my facebook status to, "Don't stop, make it pop". I wasn't paying attention while I was typing, and accidentally typed, "Don't stop, make it poop". I didn't notice until 4 hours and 37 comments later. MLIA
Today, my brother was pretending to be a house elf. I threw a sock at him, he caught it, and told me that he was going to go join Dobby in Hogwart's kitchens. I haven't seen him since. MLIA
Today I told my older brother that if you were under 5ft you can be considered a legal midget. He is only a little taller than 5ft. Then he said "so if you're over 5ft you are an illegal midget?" I thought about it and we agreed that we are indeed illegal midgets. come get us coppers. MLIA
Today, I was with my parents. People kept on coming up to me and telling me how much I look like my mom, while other people said my dad. I'm adopted. MLIA
Today, we had a substitute in my honors English class. The sub said she wouldnt let anyone out unless it was a medical emergency. Just then, a quiet boy in the back runs up to the front of the room and out the door, wheezing and screaming "my inhaler! my inhaler!". He didnt come back for the rest of the class. He doesnt have asthma. MLIA
Last night at about 3am, my mom walked in on me because she heard weird noises. Aparantly I was chewing on my cat and saying 'nom nom nom' over and over again. I legitametly had no idea what I was doing, due to the fact that I was sleeping. Cat won't come anywhere near me. MLIA.
Today, i woke up hoping it was anytime but 6:00 am so i wouldn't have to get up. It was 5:59. Touche alarm clock, touche. MLIA
Today I saw the Radio City Christmas show. At the end I was confused as to why Mary didn't lift Baby Jesus up into the sun. Than I realized that lifting the baby towards the sun was from the Lion King. Than I realized I just got Jesus confused with Simba. MLIA
Today at school, my blond friend asked the gym teacher, "What day are Workout Wednesdays on?" I'm still laughing. MLIA
Today, my sister and I got in an argument, and I said to her, "You're stupid." She responded, "Your face is stupid." We're identical twins. I'll call this a tie. MLIA
Last night, I had the strangest sensation that someone was hiding underneath my bed. I looked under and saw that my sister was sleeping under my bed. She'd been waiting for me to go to bed so she could scare me and had fallen asleep. I left her there. MLIA
Today, I was texting while stopped at a red light on my way to school. An older man on a Harley pulled up next to me, looked over and yelled at me to stop texting while driving because it was dangerous. He wasn't wearing a helmet. MLIA.
Today, my mom and I organized our house. Now we don't know where anything is... Including the cat. MLIA
Today I decided I was going to hide in the dishwasher to scare my roomate...too bad he had the same idea and scared the crap out of me when I opened the dishwasher to hide in it. MLIA
I have had grey and black hair ever since I had hair, people would always ask if I was stressed because of the grey and my answer would always be "no". I'm in my first year of college and finals have started, and I admit I am stressed. My hair is turning brown. MLIA
The other day, my Languange Arts teacher admitted he was afraid of cows. After a few seconds, the whole class started to moo. We're an advanced class. MLIA
Today, I realized that I have a LOT of intelligent/nerdy friends. I didn't know why, so I made a flow chart to help me understand... question answered. MLIA.
Today I went to see my daughter sing with her school choir in the Christingle service at church. My 2 sons came along to watch too. My 14 son year old whispered that he didn't know the words to one of the hymns so I whispered back to him that he should just mime. He put his hands up and pretended he was trapped in an invisible box in the middle of the entire congregation. MLIA
Yesterday, my friend missed our dance class because she slept in. Our class is at 7:00pm. MLIA
Today a girl in my US History class asked why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets. The teacher didn't know the answer. New friend, definately. MLIA
One day a semester drug dogs come to search my school. Today happened to be that day. I was in an accelerated english class when the cops came to our room and said we needed to leave while the dogs went through. The entire class cheered when we heard this because we knew we'd get to pet the dogs. My teacher gave the entire class giant pixie sticks because she said we are the only class that would cheer at being searched for drugs. Best class ever. MLIA
Today, I left my laptop in the passenger seat of my car while I was running an errand. Also in the car were my GPS unit, my iPod, and a Diet Coke. When I get back, my car has been broken into. My laptop, GPS, and iPod were all there. My coke was missing. MLIA.
Earlier this year my technology class started The Stock Project, during which we invest our imaginary $10,000. My group forgot to ever invest anything. Today I found out that my group ended with the most money in the school because of the recession. MLIA
Today, the girl that sits next to me asked me how to spell orange during our english essay. I just stared at for a second before saying, "O-R-A-N-G-E." She then shook her head & said seriously, "No, not the fruit, the colour." I thought she was joking. She wasn't. MLIA.
Today was fictional charachter day at my school, so I dressed up as Mario. Throughout the day I ran into a Luigi, a Peach, a Wario, and a Yoshi. Guess who got to frolick with their brother, kiss a cute girl they didn't know, have an epic battle with their arch nemisis, and get a piggy back ride to all of their classes? MLIA
Today, I was called by a telemarketer. When he asked to speak to the head of the household, I began speaking frantic spanish (mostly "No comprendo"). He told me to hold on. After waiting a few seconds, a spanish woman was put on the line. She began speaking, and after a few words I started saying "I can't understand you!". The line went silent and a different english speaking man was put on the line. I got them to switch 4 times. MLIA.
Sunday, at church, during the children's sermon the Pastor asked "What do you have to do to go to heaven?" Immediately one kid answers "Die." Everyone burst out laughing for the next five minutes. Greatest children's sermon ever. MLIA.
Today, while at Target, I was summoned by the father of a shy 5 year old. I am in the Army, and I was in uniform. The son wanted to talk to a real soldier. Instead of talking he shot me with the nerf gun he was hiding. Then he laughed and high fived his dad. I'm pretty sure I was ambushed by a five year old genius. MLIA.
Today, in my Teen Leadership class, we had to create a flying object out of paper that could fly all the way across the room without hitting the ground. Everybody built famcy paper planes, and none of them reached the other wall. Me and my partner crumpled our paper up into a ball and chucked it across the room. We won. MLIA
Today, I was called to the principal's office of my twin son's school because they were cheating on a test. Apparently when one needed an answer they would tap out the number they needed on their test and the other would cough once for A, twice for B, three times for C, and four times for D. I don't know whether to be angry that my children were breaking rules, or worried that my five year olds might be evil geniuses. MLIA
Today I went to the grocery store and bought a bag of fruit with pictures of apples on it. When I got home I opened the bag expecting to find apples, inside were bananas. I checked the label and underneath the word bananas was written "bet you wished you read the label." MLIA
A week ago I was assigned a "How to" project. I decided to do mine on How to fail a project. I printed out 63 pages of MLIA with a title page on top and handed it in. Today our projects were handed back, I got an A. MLIA
Today, I was talking to my friend. He was complaining because he never gets mail in college. I decided I would send him a letter. One line at a time. In random order. I don't think he'll be complaining for the rest of the semester. MLIA
Today, during my school's morning announcements, which are on the TV, we were showed part of a "The Price is Right" episode. One man had been on the show the entire time and hadn't won anything, so the host gave him special hints. When the man still failed to win a prize, he yelled, "I'm not good wih numbers!". That man is now my Geometry teacher. MLIA
Today, I had to do a recording assignment for a language class. I was getting frustrated, so I finished the recording and sent it without playing it back. I listened to it just now, and you can clearly hear my father screaming at my brother to hide the body before Mom gets home. He was talking about a mouse, but my instructor doesn't know that. MLIA
The other day my parents came home to find their lawn covered in pink, plastic flamingos. They found a note on the door explaining that they could pay $5 to have the flamingos removed for good, or $10 dollars to have them moved to the neighbor's yard. Turned out it was a class fundraiser. I love my school. MLIA
Today, I took my kids to cut firewood. As my chainsaw started cutting into a tree, I heard screaming. I stopped and turned around to see what was wrong. My daughter was standing there, silently watching me. I went back to cutting, and heard the screaming again. I then found that my daughter was "screaming for the tree beacause it couldn't for itself". My daughter is 17. MLIA
Today while taking a test the first question was "What does a cell membrane primarily do." not knowing the answer I went to the next question it said "Knowing that a cell membrane's primary function is allowing certain materials in and keeping certain materials out, what is the cell membrane made of?" I thought it was an accident until I read the next question "knowing a cell membrane is made up of lipids and proteins how does it perform its job?" the whole test continued this way. Half the class failed this test. MLIA.
Today I was in the library growing frustrated with my french grammar homework. A French boy sat next to me and was obviously getting frustrated with his english grammar homework. So we swapped. Successful day. MLIA
Today, I noticed my tortoise was making a path way in his tank by pushing all the bedding either side into piles. His name is Moses. I feel he has lived up to his name. MLIA.
A few weeks ago, we took a practice SAT in SAT class. At a loss over what to write for the essay, I made up a fictional African country and proceeded to write a very heartfelt essay on the hardships that the country faced. Today, I got back my score. It was 11/12 and the comments read "good use of details and excellent example." Thanks, Mwamba. MLIA.
Today, I took a history test on the Mughal Empire. One of the questions asked "What famous leader was buried in a magnificent white marble tomb?" I answered Dumbledore. Not only was full credit awarded, but my teacher wrote "I was secretly hoping someone would put this." Best class ever. MLIA.
Today, I was on my way to my friend's house to pick her up for our Hugh Jackman movie marathon when I glanced over at a neighbor's house. He was vacuuming his lawn. Not mowing, vacuuming. MLIA.
Today, my younger sister asked me what the 'D.C' in Washington D.C stood for. Before I could answer District of Columbia she answered herself with 'Da Capital?'. I didn't tell her otherwise. MLIA
Today, in government class we were put in groups and told we were on an island and had to form a society. The other groups came up with laws, how to build houses, what to do about food and so on. What did my group decide on? That our island has a chocolate river, everyone lives in a communal love hut, and unicorns frolic freely. I am a sophomore in college. MLIA
Today, in Chemistry, we had to get a vote for class leader. The shyest kid in class ran, and was uninamously voted in. His platform? To create plutonium iodine potassium actinium hydrogen uranide. Why? When written out using the symbols of the periodic table, it reads PIKAcHU. I think we voted well. MLIA
Today, flies were bothering my English class. One not-so-bright girl asked why there were so many flies in the room. My English teacher gives her a creepy look and says, "Because of the bodies in the ceiling" and went back to correcting papers. The look on her face was priceless. MLIA
Today, my father admitted that when he was in high school, he got detention for a week because he fell out of a vent that he was crawling through. He landed on his geometry teacher, who was teaching the geometry class he was skipping. I love my father so much more. MLIA
Today I had chinese with my friends. They were all commenting about how they liked their fortunes. When I looked at mine it read, "The other fortunes lie". ...I didn't have the heart to tell them that. MLIA
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier in a convenience store. A teenage boy runs into the store holding a toy gun, shouting 'don't move!'. He then points the gun to my head and demands that I fill a bag of candy for him, then shoots a plastic dart at me as I leave, with a dollar taped to it to pay for the candy. I never thought I'd enjoy a stick up. MLIA.
Today I wanted to get something out of the vending machine at my school. I didn't know what I wanted to eat, so I made my decision based on which candy bar would most likely fall through and give me an extra one. Since the Hershey bars were the flattest, I selected that. Not 1 or 2... but THREE candy cars came out. I win. MLIA.
Today in my physical science class we had a test that would be a huge percentage of our final grade. Our teacher had said many times previously that we could always use our surroundings to help us. After he passed out the test, he went to the board and started writing down letters. They were the answers to the test. 3/4 of the class failed that test. MLIA.
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my favorite Chinese restaurant that has really good fortune cookies. Even though he's never had one, he refused to try it because he said he didn't like fortune cookies. After much persuasion, I finally got him to eat one. His fortune said, "Try new things." I win. MLIA.
Usually in my math class, I'm the first one to finish my test and turn it in. Today, I decided to see what would happen if instead of turning it in, I would keep it and act like I was still working on it. Multiple people stood up to turn in their test, saw that I was still working, then quickly sat back down to recheck their test. MLIA
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Re: :: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 2/26/10 ::
That maze sounds like it was a ton of fun. I wish I coulda been there!
Awesome MLIAs. xD So many epic fails!
Awesome MLIAs. xD So many epic fails!
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It totally was. So do I.
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That sounds awesome! Happy Purim, Ratty!
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Thanks! I hope you eat lots of Hamentaschen!
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