:: Ratty's randomly rattyful blog :: 3/23/10 ::

When my boyfriend whistles, it sounds exactly like our school bell. Today during lunch, he whistled and half of the table got up and started walking out. They realized that no one else was getting up and sat back down. He whistled again, and the other half of the table got up. After this, the entire lunchroom was in total confusion until the real bell rang. MLIA.

Today, I was looking for a pen. I still don't know why I first checked in the dishwasher. MLIA

Last semester, on my way to Campus, I saw a big truck with two bumper stickers. One said "Bring back the Death Penalty" and the other said "Eat what you kill". Cannibals are among us people, Beware. MLIA

Today, I went out of my way to step on a crunchy leaf. And walked right into a pole. MLIA

Today, I read a post claiming that hobos don't have computers. The hobo that sits outside my apartment building stealing our wireless internet would beg to differ. MLIA.

Today my friend told me what happened when she went home last night... She was walking along the road when she saw this body lying (unmoving) in the ditch. She panicked until the guy turned over and said "Shh! We're playing hide and seek!" MLIA

Today, for a school event, everyone in the club I am in got a free shirt. When asked what shirt size I wear, I said "extra medium". The club adviser spent 10 minutes looking for one, before realizing there is no such thing. MLIA

Today I bought a giant cardboard cutout of fabio for $20. I then placed the cutout in my little brothers bedroom and shut the door. When he came upstairs to go to bed I heard him scream then start crying. He ran downstairs to tell my mom. While he was down there I decided to move the cardboard cutout so my mom would think he was making it up. As I was walking towards his room I noticed a rather large wet spot just outside his door. I then continued to take Fabio out of my brothers room and put him away in my closet. My mom told my brother sometimes your mind plays tricks on you and he probably was just seeing things. My brother believed her. Tomorrow morning im putting Fabio back in his room. Round two here we go. MLIA

Today, my parents told me that I believed in Harry Potter and Peter Pan longer than I believed in Santa Claus. MLIA.

Today, i was examining a dollar coin when it dropped under my bed. When i reached under to get it i pulled out a two dollar coin. Maybe the boogie man isn't so bad after all.

Today as I was walking home I was in a pretty bad mood. I then remembered the saying 'The grass is greener on the other side'. I walked across the street and the grass was dead. MLIA

Today I was doing homework and I heard singing from somewhere in the house. I went into the hall and looked down the stairs to see my dad waltzing around the living room with our ten-pound dog singing It's a Small World. I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed by the fact that this is how he spends his free time or the fact that I'm not suprised. MLIA

I found a five doller bill on the ground, and when I later decided to use it, I noticed that something was written on it, "Please be my friend" and under it was a phone number. It was my husband's number. MLIA

Yesterday, I went to play a FB STATUS game where you pick up the book nearest you and post the 5th sentence on page 57 as your status. The book nearest to me was "A Series of Unfortunate Events". Page 57 was blank. It was unfortunate. MLIA

Today, I heard on the radio that Avatar fans are getting depressed because the movie takes place in this fantastic other world, but they can never go there. My response? "Big whoop, Harry Potter fans have been feeling that way for the past ten years. Suck it up." My mother agreed. MLIA

Today, I was listening to 'Hey Jude' by The Beatles. About half way through the 7-minute song, I realized that I had forgotten to press play. The british voices and percussion instruments in my head had been entertaining me for almost 4 minutes. Awesome. MLIA

Me and my friend were talking about the color purple and how its majestic. I usually think of royalty when i think of majestic. My friend on the other hand says that majestic is, A fluffy white unicorn frolicking through a milk and honey river. He's 16. I told him he needs more guy friends.

Today I was reading through updates on facebook. One girl set her status as "I've gotta learn to speech french over night, but american idol is quiet the distraction." She is a sophomore in high school. I think it might help if she learns English first. MLIA.

Today, I made cookies. And by made cookies, I mean I made the batter and ate it all instead of actually baking the cookies. MLIA.

When I was little, I used to play Barbies and house and stuff. In those games the husband's name was always Jason and the oldest girl's name was always Emily. I'm engaged to a guy named Jason and my daughter Emily is due in May.

Today I realized that leftovers are like the undead. You can bring them back to life with the microwave, but there's just something a bit different about them... MLIA

Today, I asked my mom to buy me a Dinosaur coloring book. She rolled her eyes, called me immature, but bought it for me anyway. Ten minutes after we got home, I walked in on her and my dad giggling at the light up toy car we bought my 2-year-old nephew for his birthday. MLIA.

Today, I read that in the 1800s in Britain, attempting suicide was a crime punishable by death. I was amused the law writers took the criminals' wishes into consideration when sentencing. MLIA.

Today my brother jumped infront of me yelling, "Ohhoohohoh, it's 5:55, just wait until it's 6:66 and prepare for the doom that will befall you!!" I was pretty terrified, until I realized that's not physically possible. MLIA.