A stupid freewrite about a descussion between Snip and Fire XD

"Wuff" Snip rolled over to face Fire. "Hey Fire, how are you?" She said, her tail flipping back and fourth.
"Terrible!" Fire snorted
"Why?"
Fire thought for a moment, "It's cause, well, uggh. Saboteur's not listening again, y'know"
"UUgh, do I know!! When I've got a good idea he tottaly ignores it, and when he's got a 'amazing' idea, he just goes with it. Stupidhead" Snip concluded.
"Right." Fire said, "No wonder he's your boyfriend"
"WHAT!?!" Snip stood up, "LIAR!"
Fire giggled, "Your so cute when your angry."
"SHUT UP!!!" Snip snarled, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Fire bit her lip in attempt to keep from laughing.
"Just 'cause your older than me you think that you can make fun of me!!"
Fire closed her eyes, "Yes, yes I do."
"SHUT UP!!"
"No, make me."
"I WILL MAKE YOU."
'Then do so."
"ROAR" Snip swung her head from side to side, "I HATE YOU."
Fire laughed, "Right. and I suppose you know EVERYTHING about Saboteur and his listening skills, right? Your ideas are not so hot, you know."
"You liked my idea about shrinking!!"
"No"
"YES YOU DID YOU LIAR!!! LIAR! LIAR! FIRE IS A LIAR!"

Zee endz XD

XD That's so cute!

XD That's what happenes when you set me up listening to 'P.A.I.N.' and the scratchcat about to sing at me in five minuettes at witch point I'm supposed to stop XDDDD
Snip seems older in the 'story' I wrote. Weird.

I can't find it, but you can take a look at a stupid poem I wrote XD

Writers bloc while waiting for an arktik foks
I have writers block
I can’t write those great
Lines I always write
You see, I can’t even
Find a good rhyme
For these lines
And I got the
Lalala song
Stuck in my head,
Not to mention Hallelujah…
But that’s said…
I want my fox
My dad ordered it
Who knows how long ago
I wait and wait
I look out the window
A white truck…
Turns away…
What an annoying ordeal!
I have a great story
About foxes an’ all
But the problem,
I can’t write it at all
Wait,
I rhymed all
With all…
This is a bad poem
Because I think
I HAV WRITERZ BLOHK!
And hurry up and get here
MAH ARKTIK FHOKS!
I got a headache
My throat is all sore
Mom said ‘Drink Lots’
But I seem to be drooling
More than drinking
Witch makes me worried
ARGH!
What an annoying ordeal!
Okay, saying that twice
Made it a little better
But now I’m even more worried
About dehydration
So off to the sink
I go,
To tell my mom
To read this poem
And laugh
Because it’s so bad
But now I’ve done that
And my mom’s on the phone
Its only 10:21
Right this minute of corse
And I’m pretty sure I spelled
Corse wrong,
Now it’s 10:22,
My arctic fox might
Come today
But that’s in about
4 hours
when the mail comes…
and school’s just started
so my sister will take
a while
before she can come home
and watch
WordGirl
With me,
It is now 10:24,
Tick Tick Tick
The clock is taunting me!
Maybe even on purpose
But probably not
Arg!
I got writers block
Hmm, okay a rhyme, that’s good…
Good… good… hmm
I rhyme it if I could!
Okay that works
Hmmm… okay, I don’t think
Anything rhymes with work
Berserk may be the closest
But that’s kind of embarrassing
Because it was the main word
On WordGirl yesterday
I am writing this
Without barely going back
But still it says I’m on
Page 4/5
Witch makes no sense,
It is now 10:27,
Okay, I went back one
There
To fix a comma
Hmm, can I rhyme comma?
Comma, tomma
Llama
To fix a comma
Because…
Something something
Llama
ARGH!
What an annoying ordeal!
Saying that over makes
This poem better,
Right?
It is now 10:29…………
I’m waiting, oh there it goes,
It is now 10:30,
This is kind of fun
It could go on for hours
If you don’t want
To read forever
you should probably
Stop now
Okay, I went back
To add the
‘To read forever’ part
but is ‘read’ really the right word?!
Speaking of words,
Does WordGirl ever get writers block?
I doubt it,
I don’t think she writes things…
Talking about that show
Made me embarrassed
And for some
Weird reason
I have ‘Hallelujah’
Stuck in my head again
And I am standing up
This is stupid,
It is now 10:33,
It says I am
On page 6/7
BUT I DON’T SEE ANY
7TH PAGE!
Oh cool
Did you see what it did to the
TH thing? Lemme try again…
1rst? No, doesn’t work
1RST? That doesn’t work either
hey, RST uses more space
tham rst, weird, they’re the
same letters, right?
Argh, what a
Bad poem
It WAS 10:35
But it changed just as I looked
At it,
It is now10:36,
As embarrassing as it is,
I just picked my nose
And had go wash my hands
*SIGH!*
Here we go again,
What an annoying ordeal!
I had to go back and change it
Because the auto-capitalize
Didn’t work
For some weird reason…
Finally! It makes sense
I’m on page
8/8!
It is now 10:39…
I think I’ve been at this
For over 20 minutes
This is a bad bad bad poem
And dada interrupted me
So no its,
10:46,
whoops
at first I wrote,
20:46,
That’s funny!
If I keep this up
Eventually
It’ll be 11:11
Of corse,
I’ll probably be bored
By then…
But we’ll see!
Geepers,
If mom had
Come
When I
Asked her
This poem
Wouldn’t be
So long
Hmm…
Putting one
Or two words
Oh, whoops, that’s three
Argh! That’s four
Three again!
Putting one to
Four words
Makes it a little better
And again,
What an annoying ordeal!
Hmm, saying that makes
Me get Hallelujah stuck in
My head
And that one line
Was five words
I think
Hmm…
ARGH!
STUPID WRITERS BLOCK
EVEN THOUGH I CAN TALK
QUITE CLEARLY
THIS IS QUITE SEVERELY
A VERY BAD ORDEAL
AND I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD ONE MEAL, BECAUSE
SINCE I GOT UP
I HAVE HAD ONLY ONE TEA CUP!
…
Rats…
Now this poem isn’t funny
Anymore…
Maybe I shouldn’t write any more…
Oops…
That sounded awkward…
Hmm, how can I fit lard
Into this poem?
I might not have writers block
Now… Rats…
Hmm,
I am going
To PRETEND
I have writers block
(If I don’t still have it)
(Or maybe I never had
it at all)
I just sneezed
Really loudly
It was kind of silly
AaCcHhOooO!
AaCcHhOooO!
kind of like that!
Fun!
I don’t think
Anyone knows
I’m still working this
Oh, rats…
Its 11:17…
AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH!
I missed 11:11
While eating an egg
Or maybe I was writing this
But didn’t bother checking…
…
That clock is grinning at me!
I can tell!
Hmph…
Here I am again
After eating a martion-like
Egg,
Eating a fruit
without washing my hands
worrying about accidentally
spitting on one of the toasts…
and trying to fit my plate in the dishwasher…
It didn’t fit…
This is now a very,
Very bad poem…
Maybe I should..
Uh-oh…
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
AAARGH…
I want my arctic fox…
It is now 11:21…
This is a very long ‘poem’

Wow, that was long! XD Was it fun writing?

yup XD