Innocence is Forgiven

"Dang.....how long were we driving anyway?"

"About... 2 hours."

[[I cnt respond///////WB and grounded still.]]

(Oh, OK.)

"Well... let's get inside."

"Sure...."

Alex got out the car and went and opened Miranda's door.

"You know I hate that...." I muttered, sighing as I munched on a combo pack of chips.

"Why?"

"I feel so fat again!"

"And... why do you feel fat?"

[[Guess who's ungrounded! ]]

"Because I ate a whole bag of chips. Duh."

(Um, let's see... You? XD)

"..Uh...huh...."

[[Wanna skip to the part where the child's like already born and they're like all famous and stuff?]]

"Can we just go inside? I wanna flop on the bed and go to the beach later."

(Sure, You want to start, or do you want me to?)

"Yeah, let's go."

[[Uh, me I guess.]]

The paparazzi were back. Surprisingly, I had gotten used to them being around 24/7 ever since (Decision on name later! ) was born. I didn't mind. "ALEX! COME PAY YOUR MAID BEFORE SHE TRIES TO STEAL THE COUCH AGAIN!"

"Ah! Again!?" Alex grabbed his wallet and started pulling money out.

"Yes! She's like this money hog!" I frowned as I called up the mansion stairs, holding my child.

[[What's the gender/name? I think it should be a girl.]]

"Great!!!" Alex said frustrated. He gave the maid the money and sent her on her way.

(I say a girl named... Hannah?)

[[Sure-ioh!]]

"And Hannah's room needs to be cleaned next time." I told the maid as she took the money and left. "Oh, and Alex, I'm going back to get some groceries. We're out of whatever that stuff is that you're always eating."

"Really? Already?"

"You eat the crap out of them. You're gonna get fat and then have to get lypo-suction!"

"...Ew much?"

"Yeah. You might as well be pregnant if you're gonna get fat!" I always get a hit out of nagging him. "Here...take Hannah. She needs a nap."

"All right." Alex took Hannah and took her to her room.

"Not even a hug." I rolled my eyes as I spoke to myself utterly quickly and within 30 minutes, was back with 3 bags of his crap.