1,000,000 Things To Do In Wal-Mart

Let's see if we can think of 1,000,000 weird things to do in Wal-mart!


1. Throw a banana at the fire alarm and when it goes off, scream "Evacuate! The floogledoodles are coming!"

2. Have a war between Littlest Pet Shop and Barbie's in the toy aisle.

3. Hide in the clothes racks, and when someone looks for clothes, jump out and say, "I'm watching you."


Let's get to 1,000,000!

4. Stand like a statue wearing a wizard outfit. And when someone passes by, shout; "HOGWARTS IS UNDER ATTACK!" like a moron.

(If you work at wal-mart...)

5. Put out 2 tip jars, one that says Darth Vadar and the other that says Lord Voldemort. See what jar people put money in.

6. Start "testing" the brushes in Cosmetics.

(Aaah I found a facebook group similar to this. I shall, however, make up my own weird one. xD)

7. Walk up to a random employee and tap him/her on the shoulder casually. When they turn around start to ask them a question, then scream, "OMG! [Mommy, Daddy, Gram, other random name] it's YOU! OMG! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!!!" Throw your arms around them in a hug and when they start to protest act all sad, bursting into tears. "FINE! If you want to be that way, just, just...FINE!" turn and run off crying. Repeat until you get bored. [xD]

8. Find a bicycle and ride it around the store. If someone yells at you, say it's a "test run".

9. Even when it's not Christmastime, parade around the store singing Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer See how many people stare at you. =]

(My friend actually did something similar to that this weekend...)

10. SHOPPING CART RACES!

11. Walk up to a random person and say, "Oh my gosh, did you remember Mom's (or Dad or whoever) birthday?! I just remembered!! Come on, let's pool our money and buy a gift!" Then drag them around till they protest. If they do, say, "Okay, I'll get my own gift! Then we'll see who the favorite is!" and storm off down the isle. xD

12. Run around in a superhero cape and "save" people from "danger". xD

13. Buy something expensive and pay entirely in $1 bills.

14. Drop a broom on the floor and keep yelling 'up.' When someone asks what you're doing, say you're trying to prove to Voldemort you're as cool as Harry Potter.

15. Bring a bunch of friends to Wal Mart with you. Dress like you're from the Wizard of Oz. Skip down the toy isle singing in high pitched voices, "Follow the yellow brick road!"

16. Pretend to loose your parent or friend. Run up to Customer Service and ask them to page one of those really stupid names that sounds like something stupid but really is a name [you know, like, from the Suit Life--Hue G. Butt]. When they're done, give them a weird look and ask, "Who's that?"

(xD I'm reading this all right.)

18 - Walk up to a case of Harry Potter DVDs, point, and declare, "HE RUINED MY LIFE!"
(If you married him accidentally, that is. >.< I actually did this the other day.)

19 - Randomly take things from other isles and move them around, that way the people get annoyed when they have to fix them xD

20 - Look into the fish tanks singing the Jaws theme song and then scream, running away

21 - Take a tent and set it up where all the plants are, pretending to be in a jungle

22 - Ask one of the employees to get something off a tall shelf, tehn say 'Nevermind, I don't need that'

23- Ask a fat man "When's the baby due?"
24- Act stupidly flirty to the cashiers, in an attempt to not have to pay.

[Haha, these are awesome. XD]

25. Pretend to be lost. Find a sign. For example, stationary. Go up to someone standing beside it and say, "Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the stationary section?" Just as they're about to say something, cut them off and say, "Hang on, I need to write this down." Pull out a pen and paper and write down exactly what they tell you. Then say thanks and go the opposite direction.

[We had to do something like that for a scavenger hunt last summer. We were in a mall and we went up to like five people and asked them where Panda Express was, and even though we were right in front of it almost everyone said they didn't know. XD]

[rofl, these are hilarious xD]
26. Skip around the entire store, singing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star at the top of your lungs.
27. If somebody says something even remotely funny, literally, roll on the floor laughing until you cry.
28. Ask for directions to the nearest Walmart.

29. Find a Joker mask, put it on, and run around in the kid section walking up to little children and asking them: "why so serious?"

[xD Me and my friend did that once.]

30. Single out a single employee. Follow them, saying, "EXCUSE ME!" at the very top of your lungs until they turn around and yell at you. Then say, in a very quiet and calm voice, "Hai." Wait a few seconds for their reaction, looking away as they reply. When they stop talking look around like you're confused, saying slowly, "Uh....you talking to me?...Creeper..." Back away like you're freaked out.

31. Have a very loud argument with yourself. =]

[these are really funny!!]

32. Go outside and repeativily (sp?) enter the sliding doors and when they open move your hands like a Jedi and say WHOOSH! then run in like your superman then do it all over again!

33. Go into the electronics department and go up to any of the tvs and say DUDE I LOVE THIS SHOW! Then just stand there watching it till someone tells you to move.

34. Set up a tent and sleep there. xD

35. Go up to someone and ask, "Are you 60?"

[Nice, that might be fun, Amanda xD]
36. Spend about 5 hours there, stuffing everything into your cart that you can manage, using as much of the employees time as possible, and then, just as it's your turn to check out, ditch the cart and leave. Wind up spending no money at all.