1,000,000 Things To Do In Wal-Mart

37. Try on little kid dress up stuff and saunter around like a Queen/King, pointing at people with your sword or scepter [thankyou, Harmony =]], shouting at them royal decrees.

[scepter is how you spell it ]
38. Grab a random person and start hollering at them at the top of your lungs. When you get into a real argument with them and everyone is staring, stop, back away slowly, and act like the other person started it. [very fun ;D]

39. Go up to an employee and point to a customer, saying, "How much does that cost?" xD

40. When you're ready to check out, spend about half an hour in front of the rack of candy, trying to figure out which type to buy. In the end, buy neither.
[Heh, this is fun! xD]

41. Ask if they sell Gnargles.

(25 and 29 rock. )

42 - Stand around in a popular section of the store, and stare at everybody with a morbid expression as they pass by.

43 - Go over to an aisle of video games. Start jumping up and down, facing one, and screaming, "Whoo! Yeah! I'm winning!" (Works best if there aren't any televisions or consoles set up in that aisle.)

44. Find a Twilight book with the cast on it. Begin to kiss a character. (JASPER! )

45: First, you steal a telephone connected to the store's speakers. Then you climb on top of a shelf, and scream into the phone, "I LOVE YOU, ARWEN UNDÓMIEL! (Or a person of your preference.)

47. Find a random person and ask if they like HP of Twi better. Then constantly argue why their side is better. xD They'll be super confused.

48. Go up to someone and say, "Are you a boy and under 50 and short for your age?" Then before they answer, rush over to the next person and ask it again. Ask it to everyone you see, whether it's obvious whether they are or not.

[Ah, inside jokes. Thank you, Mayana, Talia, and Merlin. XD]

49. Start singing, "LALALALALA" over and over, very out of tune. xD

51. Buy pillows, blankets, stuffed animals (anything smallish that you need for bedtime), then buy the stuff, then next to the cash register, put the stuff on the ground and start sleeping

XDD

52. Go up to somebody - preferably a boy - and say solemnly, "Christmas is canceled. Wanna know why?" Whatever their answer is then, say, "Because I told him you were good, and he died laughing."

53. Look at the ice in the freezer and scream, "WINTER WONDERLAND!" Try and jump in. Cry when you hit your head. xD

54 - Go around begging for money to buy tickets to those games that you need to be 18 or older to play. If anyone reminds you that you need to be that old, scream out, "WHY IS THE WORLD SO UNFAIR!?"

55. After doing 1-54, ask the manager who thecraziest person in the store is. xD

56. If they say you, yell, "THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT!" xD

57 - Tell one of the cashiers that you're psychotic. Convince them however you can.

58. Bring a lizard in the store with you, on a leesh. Hold it in your arms, and if someone tells you you're not aloud to have it, set it down and say, "It's my seeing eye lizard."

59. Walk in with a doorbell, put tape on it, stick it on someone who works there, ring the bell, then start singing Christmas carols.

[My Mom made this one up, based off #59.]

60. Do #59, except instead of singing Christmas carols, run away. Ding dong ditch!

61. Scream, "I WANT TELETUBBIES!" At the top of your lungs.

62 - Walk into the little kid section, find those little puffballs that fly (Forget the name..) and run out screamed "THEY'RE GONA EAT ME!"

63. Start breaking EVERYTHING.