Re: 1,000,000 Things To Do In Wal-Mart

by Miss_Alice 1/3/2010, 6:15 pm

90. Point at a random object on the ground and scream: "BELLY BUTTON LINT!!!"
91. First: Find a dusty shelf, then smear your fingers across it. Find any random employee, and then show them your dusty fingers and yell: "DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU?!" until they agree. Then say: "Really? 'Cuz I don't." Look at your fingers, shrug, and walk away.

I've done 91 a few times... and 90. xD

by Mrs. Jessi O'Shea 1/8/2010, 11:57 pm

(lol. me too)
92. Hook up the sterios and mics and start singing some random song, WAY off key.

by catbuster 1/9/2010, 7:01 pm

93.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what
happens.

by Jenna 1/17/2010, 10:38 pm

94. Find out what there phone number is, and prank call them over and over and wach there face to c how mad they get:))

96. Randomly jump in front shopping carts:)

by catbuster 1/18/2010, 10:42 am

97.run around with a black trench coat and sunglasses carrying a fake gun (prefarbly one like a bee-bee gun because those look real) humming the theme song from mission impossible.

by Jenna 1/18/2010, 8:07 pm

stand in a the middle of the store SCREEEEEEEMING!!

by Mrs. Amazon E Cullen 1/21/2010, 9:29 pm

99. Spill something on the floor then buy a mop to go clean it up =)

by twilighter3000 1/22/2010, 4:36 pm

EEEP! 100!!!!!!!

100. Find an Edward cardboard cut-out and drag it around the store with you, talking to it. If someone says something, scream at them, "HEY, WATCH IT MISTER! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!! [Also works for Jake/werewolf]

by Mrs. Amazon E Cullen 1/23/2010, 9:15 pm

101. (based on 100) If you hate jake, get a jake cut-out and start punching it and yell at it XD (or if you hate Edward, then get an Edward cut-out nod

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by Mrs. Jessi O'Shea 1/24/2010, 1:01 am

102. Buy a Justin Bieber store standie and walk around with it, making it open doors for you and stuff like that.

by twilighter3000 1/30/2010, 8:49 pm

Heeheehee, I started a cardboard cut-out phase. lol

103. Scream at everyone to check out a list of 1,000,000 Things to do in Walmart on Twig!!

by **leah_hope92** 2/15/2010, 2:38 pm

104. Take a million random items, and go into the 10 items or less lane.

by <3--[Emily]--<< 2/17/2010, 2:42 pm

105. Build a massive fort out of stacks of paper towles!

by **leah_hope92** 2/17/2010, 2:54 pm

106. Open drinks and put them back on the shelves.

by <3--[Emily]--<< 2/17/2010, 3:05 pm

107. Have some kind of meeting in the frozen food aisle and be reall loud and obnoxious.

by **leah_hope92** 2/21/2010, 11:54 pm

108. Have a race with the shopping carts.

by Jenna 3/19/2010, 9:06 pm

109. Sleep....(shooing cart racing gets you tired. xD

by **Cyn431** 3/19/2010, 9:16 pm

110. Get a bunny from Petsmart and release it to hop on top of all the shelves in Wal•Mart. (That'd be funny. xD)

by Jenna 3/19/2010, 9:40 pm

Shoping*** get I tiger and release it! Smile

by Mordor 3/21/2010, 2:41 am

112-
Get on a big bike and see how many people you can trip in thrity minutes. xD

by Selene Hime 3/21/2010, 10:59 am

113 -
Frantically beg and plead with the manager, until they start using the intercom to "look for your parents/child".

(It'd be funny to see. Very Happy

)

by **FOREIGN?!** 3/21/2010, 12:10 pm

114: Sit in the middle of the isle curled up in a little ball whispering 'the voices... the voices...' xDD

by **Cyn431** 3/21/2010, 12:57 pm

115. Hide under something and continually stare at your fingers while shakily muttering, "Purple waves... purple waves..."

If you've read The Westing Game you'll get it. xD

by **leah_hope92** 4/3/2010, 1:36 am

Live there.

by **FOREIGN?!** 4/3/2010, 11:12 am

Cyn431 wrote:115. Hide under something and continually stare at your fingers while shakily muttering, "Purple waves... purple waves..."

If you've read The Westing Game you'll get it. xD

OMIGOSH THE WESTING GAME! YES! YES! I LOVED THAT BOOK! Very Happy

Sorry. *straightens tie* I will compose myself now.

117: Ask to speak to the manager and then demand he put in two more bathrooms. nod

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