1,000,000 Things To Do In Wal-Mart

118 - Make a fort out of stacks of paper towels.

Read a book there you haven't bought, hiding in a dryer. xP

120- Ask where you can buy a bathroom.

121. Fall asleep in a display bed.

122. Sing "I'm a Little Tea Cup!" over and over while skipping through the aisles.

123. Ask an employee where to find someone who can help you.

124. Wait until you hear a little kid throwing a tantrum, and then go up to them and scream louder and everything. XD

125. Walk around like a dog and bark at everyone.

126. List off 1,000,000 things to do in Wal-Mart.

127. Try on clothes in the dressing room then walk around giving a fashion show to the store.

128. Pretend to be a ninja whilst doing your weekly shop

129. Grab three of your friends and have a barbershop quartet at the cash registers.

130. Do a cheerleading squad kind of thing... "What do we say?" WAL! "Why do we say it?" MART!

131. Who's on first?

132. Bring your iPod and create a dance routine.

133. Sing along to the music that's playing on the speakers even if you don't know the words

134. Go to the food section, find a chicken, then hold it in your arms and scream, "NOOOOOO!!!! WHY, BOB, WHY????"

135. Sit in the middle of a busy aisle, meditating.

136. Put on all the clothes and walk out wearing them.

137. Bring along a friend and jump up and down at the toy aisle, telling your friend: "Mommy, I want this one!"

138. Act like a manniquen (sp?) and scare people walking by

139. Stand in the CD aisle, throwing CD's around.

140. Interact with all the baby toys and throw fits of frustration when the square won't fit in the circle space or whatever xD

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141. Stand next to the security guard, folding your arms.
142. Go up to someone intimating and hit them on the head with a feather duster, and run away giggling. Repeat.

143. Ask an employee if they have size -infinity shoes.