1,000,000 Things To Do In Wal-Mart

144. Get the Oxford English Dictionary and list out every word and it's definition

145. Start playing every single musical card you can find.

145. Act like a statue and then move when people aren't watching you so they'll think that they are hallucinating.

147. Throw a dance party in the music section.

148. Do the Chicken Dance in front of the doors. (Been there, done that. )

149. Ask a teenage male employee where the tampons are. (Only if you're a girl.)

150. Go to the toy section, find a bouncy ball then throw it down the aisle screaming at the top of your lungs, "I choose you, Pickichu!!"

151. Go up to random people and say, "Oh, my gosh! I haven't seen you in soooo long! How are you?" just to see how many people actually pretend they know you.

152. Grab snacks and a bean-bag chair then camp out in electronics section either watching the TVs or playing the video games.

153. Grab a raw chicken, a carton of eggs, a package of sushi or anything else that used to be alive then walk up to an employee with a furious expression, point at whatever it is you have and yell, "HOW COULD YOU?!? YOU MURDERED MY BEST FRIEND! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!" then walk away as if nothing happened.

154. Throw a slumber party in a tent.

155- Stand behind people, being absolutely silent until they turn around notice you're there. (If they walk away without realizing your presence, stalk them until do)

156- Sit cross-legged in the busiest isle you can find, and "OHM" as loudly as possible. Should anyone ask what you're doing telling them "I'm achieving inner peace, and your interrupting me. Shoo!"

157- Wear a blue apron and a "Hello my name is" sticker, going around and 'Helping' people around the store.

158. Follow people around humming either the Pink Panther or the James Bond theme song.

159. T.P. the clothes section with toilet paper you stole.

160. Hook arms with some random person and start skipping through the store while singing, "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. Because, because, because, of the wonderful things he does!"

161. Walk up to someone who has their back to you, poke them on the shoulder until they turn around, and when they do, scream and run. Then go back to them and tell them that Halloween is over and that they can take off their hideous mask now.

162. Do cartwheels down the isle, not caring who's in your way.

163. Stand in the area where there are the most people, turn on your cell phone, and pretend your talking to The President. ( I've done this many, many, times before . . . it's hilarious . . . )

(Hahah, I'm not posting one, but I've actually done 160 xD)

164. Call up WalMart (from outside the building) and tell them that you're a half an hour away zooming down the freeway because you've left you're 2 year old baby girl in a picnic basket in the toy isle. (trust me, it's HILARIOUS, one time someone did it, and walmart went on LOCKDOWN XD)

165. Open all of the dolls and position them so their arms are above their heads.

166. Take a picture of yourself on every laptop and set it as the background.

167. Have a bike race through the store

168. Do the above, with shopping carts.

169. Ask to get a video game from the electronics section and ask what songs it has.

170. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in
my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your
hands over your ears, run in circles and start screaming
“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO
NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the
eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a
zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t
light the zippo, just hold it closed.

[Lol, I've 150 before with my little sister SO many times. We did it just two weeks agao, too.]

171. Go to the toy section with a friend. Take two of the giant bouncing balls and take shots at the basket with them.

172. Go to the electric depart and go to the phones. Hold on while it's still in the holder and pretend to be texting people.

173. Go to the clothes department and hid in some pants (that are long enough to hid you). When a little kid comes by, jump out screaming like a crazy mental person.

174. Ask for the manager. Complain that there are no lightsabers. Argue with the manager and start a scene. Then, make your cell phone ring, answer, and say:
"What? Yes this is ( your name here ). Oh good. Thank you. Bye."
Then say to the manager. "Nevermind, my 5,000 dollar lightsaber just came in the mail. Thanks for your time . . ."

LOL. XD
175. Go to the candy section. Take a candy bar. The next little kid you see, walk up to them and give them the candy bar, saying, "Do you want a candy bar? Here, take this and tell your mommy, 'Mommy, I shoplifted this! Aren't you proud of me?'"Then walk out of the store casually.

176. Buy a walky talky, put it behind a barbie doll, go to the other side of the shelf(make sure its an open-shelf) and when a little kid walks by say "Hi I'm Barbie. What's your name?"

177. Walk into the store with a sibling, cousin, or any little kid you know. Find an employee, and say, "My son/daughter wants to buy a doll, but it has no price tag on it. Would you mind telling me how much it is?" Then make him follow you over to a mannequin, and point to it, saying, "This one right here."

178. Run around the store causing trouble. When security finally comes, run to the toy section and get on one of the bikes [that's on display] and make the pedals go as fast as you can saying "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

179. Play cops and robbers on display skateboards @_@

180. Offer to help elderly people cross the isles and claim its for your Cub Scout's badge.
181. If they say no, drag them across the store.

182. If they still say no, pretend to be an old person

183. Find a kiddy pool on display, run excitedly while screaming "Wheeee!!", then jump in and pretend to cry while screaming "THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE!!!"